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And what a beautiful partnership they've formed!
Seriously, I liken it on the excellent and unexpected scales (what, you don't have a spare pair of those lying around?!) to using pesto pasta sauce on a pizza base in replacement of the more traditionally favoured tomato paste for the first time, or wearing lace with leather: surprising, but delightful. Mildly unconventional, but massively brilliant.
Presenting, dramatic television style:
When street signs and music lyrics collide!

Bonus quiz question time! What's sadder: a) the fact that I instantly recognised that these were lyrics to The Spice Girls' song Stop; b) that I tsk-tsked the sign and pointed out that no, the correct lyrics are ''stop right NOW, thank-you very much, I need somebody with a human touch!''; or c) that I actually had to look up the word ''sadder'' to ensure that yes, it is definitely a real-life, commonly-accepted, non made-up word, unlike my penchant for frequently using the word ''funnest'' in a sentence, which is absolutely, 100% not? Cast your vote now!

Diana Ross! The Supremes! A stop sign! Oh, my head is spinning from the genius.

''Keep on, with the force..''

