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Weird, Wonderful & Completely Out Of Place: 8 Of The Most Bizarre Canned Foods! ♥
July 11, 2010

Sometimes I like to write about style. Other times I like to write about life. Or music. Or beauty. Or rainbow coloured cakes!

And then there are times where I choose to write about things which essentially have no relevance to a website titled Frock & Roll at ALL (rainbow flavoured cakes? I don't want to make you feel nervous or anything, but if I were you, I'd consider trying to quietly slip out of the room right about now!), simply because they're so outstanding/incredible/ridiculous/gasp-inducing/belief-defying/all-of-those-things-at-once that really, how could I not? You're right! I absolutely couldn't! Gosh, I'm so glad that we're in agreement on this.

And now, for today's weird, wonderful (?!) and completely out of place guest - eight of the most bizarre canned foods that you've ever likely to see!

It's brown, it's round and it's raisin-filled - please give it up for Mrs. Brown Raisin Bread in a can!

And don't end the applause just yet, because look who else decided to drop in - Mr. Cheeseburger In A Can! Oh, Mr. Cheeseburger. You give a whole new meaning to the term ''fast food'', ba doom CHI!

And then there's beef tamales with chili gravy. Awwww. But honestly, if this was any nuttier, it would probably be a bag of pisachios.

Sandwiches are so June 2010. Why would you have a sandwich when you could double your fun and have a CANdwich, instead?!

Or unicorn meat? It's an ''excellent source of sparkles'', apparently, which, like my clothing, is exactly what I demand from my food these days.

Okay, so this ISN'T a crazy canned item, but it is weird, wonderful and completely out of place! Bacon flavoured lip balm. Sigh. If only there was a vegetarian version. (Broc-O-Balm?)

I'm not going to show you what this looks like out of the can, because, well, it's almost lunch time and I don't want to spoil your appetite. But you can definitely search for ''whole canned chicken'' and find out!

Bananas! In a can! What will they think of next, a company which appears to be called ''Cock''?! Oh. It turns out that they already did. 

xoxo

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