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No, REALLY. That's not a rhetorical question, like ''how good are nachos?!'' or ''is bowling fun, or is bowling FUN?!'', that's a serious ''help me Rhonda, I'm wearing a dressing gown and tracksuit pants every single night, WHAT DO I DO?'' kind of question, because I am!

Now, it's not that I haven't tried other options. I have. Maxi-dresses with oversized cardigans? Yes! We've hung out and it was all fine and dandy but my legs began to freeze and we called it a night. Cute pyjamas with animal characters? Indeed! Turtles, monkeys, not-animals-but-still-definitely-cute cupcakes; there's drawers full of them! But let's face it: navy pyjamas with purple stars and turtles racing cars with the word 'Speedy' are STILL pyjamas, and it's unlikely that being ensconsced in flannelette will ever, ever be considered sexy.

So what are the alternatives? I mean, sure, it's easy to remain all foxy and sizzly outside of the house, what with all the bountiful, colourful trench coats, leather jackets, beanies, knits, wool dresses and scarves on offer - but what about for the times when you simply want to shuffle around the house and watch an episode of CSI? I'm tired of catching a glimpse of myself in the mirror and mistaking myself for a ninety year old woman/experiencing the overwhelming urge to scream ''how did this happen?!'' 

What's that? I don't really skulk around the house like that?

I do! And have even compiled visual evidence of this fashion tragedy, as depicted above, shamefully messy hair and all! (My boyfriend may or may not have decided that it was a grand idea to jump in the photo last minute.)

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Winter! Sexiness! How do you maintain it when its zero degrees outside and all you want to do is clutch a hot chocolate and wear 1,5676887845 layers? (Because as you can see from the above photograph, I clearly don't!)

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