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... vote for me!
Wait! Hear me out, because this isn't just ANY old ''vote for me! Pretty please? Pretty please with 18,6868686 sprinkles and an adorable little parasol on top?'' plea. (Although who could refuse 18,6868686 sprinkles and an adorable little parasol?! NOT THIS ICE CREAM LOVER!)
It's a ''vote for me in HP's VIP Blogger Competition, print out this post and I'll happily buy you dinner anywhere!'' kind of affair, because if you shimmy along to Facebook and vote for me there, I will happily buy you dinner!
This offer isn't expiring!
Look, at some point, I'm sure you'll be in Sydney. Or, failing that, I'll be passing through your country one day soon. (I do like to travel!) Or, you know, we could just say nuts to the whole dinner idea, and agree that whenever you need me to vote for you in anything, cross my fingers for you or donate to any kind of worthy cause for you... I shall!
Like I said, I know that nobody enjoys anything starting with ''vote for me''. That, and because your time is PRECIOUS! By taking the time to vote for me, you deserve a reward!
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Oh, stop thinking about the pizza we're going to gobble. GO AND VOTE FOR ME! (Thank-you hugely in advance!)
xoxo