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A shampoo and conditioner that provides straighter hair for up to 48 hours without the use of a straightening iron? Pft. A product that creates alluring shine, and cares for hair intensively with bamboo and orchid essence? Oh, please! An innvovative cell repair system with hair identical protein targets to deeply repair hair cells? ''Why must you turn my bathroom into a house of LIES?!'' I shrieked.
As you may be able to deduct from the above description, I was wildly optimistic about Schwarzkopf's new Straight & Glossy range.* Believing that it would be as popular in my favourite product line-up as say, a Britney Spears t-shirt at a Slayer Concert, I must admit that for all my snorting and other general derisive behaviour towards it, it definitely deserves a 4/5 on the Excellent-O-Ometer and has provided this distrusting muppet with the smoothest, most manageable hair experienced post dreadlock and severe GHD abuse. It cleverly reduces frizz, has reduced my straightening ritual by approximately 60% and when you consider that it provides all this in exchange for a $10 note with ample change to spare, it could just be the niftiest little supermarket purchase of the month!
(Image thanks to FashionNZ.)
*Some sarcasm may have been used in the writing of this article.