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And now, LIVE, from the 2012 Worst Blogger Awards, comes an extremely belated post from one of the year's most disgraced finalists...
H-i! It's been forever, hasn't it?! I mean, vampire bats practically flew out of my internet browser as soon as I opened it this afternoon and everything! (And don't even get me started on the amount of dust everywhere!)
All nitwittery aside, how ARE you? I hope you've been ridiculously well! 2012 seems to be zooming by (seriously, can you believe that we're almost halfway through April already?! Yikes!), but alas, let's answer the title of this post, shall we?
x Disconnecting (I know... what?!) and spending less time online, and more time offline, laughing like a loon with my best friends. (And gol-ly, it's been fun, but I've MISSED YOU!)
x Road tripping, getting ''lost'', and admiring the beauty (and street art!) of foreign suburbs and towns. (Meet Newcastle, in Northern NSW... isn't she a stunner?)
x Accepting all invitations (learning to whip up Nepalese cuisine? Why not?! Rapping with monkeys? SURE! Okay, you're right. That last part never actually happened!), attending each event, and generally heaving an enormous ''YES!'' at everything...
(Oh, look! It's Corey Taylor, lead singer of Slipknot and Stone Sour/ my absolute life HERO!)
x And finally... applying for a British passport! #$%@*! (Did you hear that?! That's the sound of my teeth chattering. Chatter, chatter!)
I'm winging my way over to London later in the year (TO LIVE!), and I'm slightly petrified about it (do I have any kind of accommodation lined up? No. Employment? Absolutely not!), but hey... we're only here temporarily, right? Isn't life too short to not scare the bejesus out of yourself?!
This rascal's nattered enough. Tell me about you! Is 2012 shaping up to be an interesting year? Update me, update me!