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Weird, Wonderful & Completely Out Of Place: 8 Of The Most Bizarre Canned Foods! ♥
in I Want... Fun!11 Jul 2010 | 11 Comments
Sometimes I like to write about style. Other times I like to write about life. Or music. Or beauty. Or rainbow coloured cakes!
And then there are times where I choose to write about things which essentially have no relevance to a website titled Frock & Roll at ALL (rainbow flavoured cakes? I don't want to make you feel nervous or anything, but if I were you, I'd consider trying to quietly slip out of the room right about now!), simply because they're so outstanding/incredible/ridiculous/gasp-inducing/belief-defying/all-of-those-things-at-once that really, how could I not? You're right! I absolutely couldn't! Gosh, I'm so glad that we're in agreement on this.
And now, for today's weird, wonderful (?!) and completely out of place guest - eight of the most bizarre canned foods that you've ever likely to see!
It's brown, it's round and it's raisin-filled - please give it up for Mrs. Brown Raisin Bread in a can!
And don't end the applause just yet, because look who else decided to drop in - Mr. Cheeseburger In A Can! Oh, Mr. Cheeseburger. You give a whole new meaning to the term ''fast food'', ba doom CHI!
And then there's beef tamales with chili gravy. Awwww. But honestly, if this was any nuttier, it would probably be a bag of pisachios.
Sandwiches are so June 2010. Why would you have a sandwich when you could double your fun and have a CANdwich, instead?!
Or unicorn meat? It's an ''excellent source of sparkles'', apparently, which, like my clothing, is exactly what I demand from my food these days.
Okay, so this ISN'T a crazy canned item, but it is weird, wonderful and completely out of place! Bacon flavoured lip balm. Sigh. If only there was a vegetarian version. (Broc-O-Balm?)
I'm not going to show you what this looks like out of the can, because, well, it's almost lunch time and I don't want to spoil your appetite. But you can definitely search for ''whole canned chicken'' and find out!
Bananas! In a can! What will they think of next, a company which appears to be called ''Cock''?! Oh. It turns out that they already did.
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xoxo
Comments (11)
Did anyone else notice the "magic in every bite" written on the side of the can of unicorn meat? I'm pretty sure that must have been the result of the company sitting down and going "alright guys, how can we make SPAM seem more tasty?"
17 Jul 2010, Miss Peregrin, http://missperegrinssecrets.blogspot.com
Magic in every bite? WTF is unicorn meat? (And is it wrong that I want to try it?!)
12 Jul 2010, Emily
i thought i'd seen it all when i got to the canned cheeseburger, but that sparkling unicorn meat is EPIC :D !!! enjoyed reading this post!
Thank You for your sweet comment too <3
12 Jul 2010, shirley , http://pigtailsandblushingcheeks.blogspot.com
I didn't think it would get any more weird after the brown bread in a can, but I was very wrong! A cheeseburger?! A whole chicken?! BACON LIP BALM!? Craziness lmao. I just showed this page to my brother, gave him a few giggles too :P
12 Jul 2010, Becky, http://talkie-toaster.blogspot.com/
I need some bacon lipbalm XDD. Just kidding, altough it would be good for a joke with the boys.
I want a vegetarian version of Unicorn Meat, like Soy Unicorn Meat with extra sparkles.
12 Jul 2010, Julie, http://juliettemaxwell.com
Definitely need a vegetarian-friendly lip balm. May I suggest cheese pasta flavour?
11 Jul 2010, Janie, http://monstergirlwrites.blogspot.com/
Bad Corrine bad! This whole post has made my stomach churn! ewwww
wtf is in the unicorn meat? is it like spam?
11 Jul 2010, sarah haanh, deathwearsdiamondjewellery.wordpress.com
Ewwwww! Why did I have to google that chicken? So yuck. I would try the bananas and raisin bread though.
11 Jul 2010, Hannah
So gross yet I want to try them.
11 Jul 2010, kathryn, http://www.project-kathryn.com
Raquel - Cheese in a can?! Gross! I had to look that up, I was *that* curious! It won't be making an appearance in my food any time soon. And canned chicken, yes! We have that here, too, and it mystifies me. I do have a friend that's tried it before though and swears that it's tasty!
11 Jul 2010, x Corrine/Frock & Roll x, www.frockandrollonline.com
I want a vegetarian version of the bacon lip balm, too. Hmmm for me the most worrying thing is 'cheese in a can'... and it doesn't need to be refridgerated? That cannot be good!!! My flatmate eats canned chicken. Like canned tuna, but it's chicken. It smells like canned tuna, though. It can't taste good!
11 Jul 2010, Raquel, http://misschiaroscuro.blogspot.com
