... vote for me!

Wait! Hear me out, because this isn't just ANY old ''vote for me! Pretty please? Pretty please with 18,6868686 sprinkles and an adorable little parasol on top?'' plea. (Although who could refuse 18,6868686 sprinkles and an adorable little parasol?! NOT THIS ICE CREAM LOVER!)

It's a ''vote for me in HP's VIP Blogger Competition, print out this post and I'll happily buy you dinner anywhere!'' kind of affair, because if you shimmy along to Facebook and vote for me there, I will happily buy you dinner!

''Hmmm. Pasta and dessert on you DOES sound fairly epic, but hey! We don't live in the same country...''

This offer isn't expiring!

Look, at some point, I'm sure you'll be in Sydney. Or, failing that, I'll be passing through your country one day soon. (I do like to travel!) Or, you know, we could just say nuts to the whole dinner idea, and agree that whenever you need me to vote for you in anything, cross my fingers for you or donate to any kind of worthy cause for you... I shall!

''But WHY?!''

Like I said, I know that nobody enjoys anything starting with ''vote for me''. That, and because your time is PRECIOUS! By taking the time to vote for me, you deserve a reward!

''Okay, so how do I vote for you?''

• Head on over to HP's VIP Blogger Competition on Facebook.
• Click the 'like' button at the top of the page.
• Scroll down to the bottom of the page and select my name (Henry. Okay, HA! No it's not) and review by clicking on it. (It looks like this: 

!)

• Vote for me by clicking the pink 'vote now' button. (Which looks like this:

!)

• Vote for me by entering your name, e-mail address, postcode and a quick explanation of why you're voting for me! (The latter is optional, but by doing so, you could win a HP Envy 14-1212 Notebook TX PC for your trouble!)

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Oh, stop thinking about the pizza we're going to gobble. GO AND VOTE FOR ME! (Thank-you hugely in advance!)

xoxo